My years spent slaving away at the slut coal face has taught me a few things that I plan to share. Today, I want to talk about clothes, specifically lingerie.

If you are a slut – or have ambitions to be a slut (you go girl) – then clothes are going to be important. I’m not talking about high end fashion – there are many very successful sluts who wear nothing but nasty tracksuits – I’m talking about thinking your outfit through from a slut’s point of view.

So, you’ve met a guy – could be a boyfriend, fuckbuddy, tinder hook up or just some random in a club – and you want to get into his pants… more importantly you want him to get into your pants. Okay, I’m being coy, we’re all sluts here right? You want him to get into you! But there’s something stopping him – those clothes you’re wearing.

Tight jeans present an obvious problem – girl if you had to wiggle into them things then you better know that he’s gonna struggle to get them off and that’s a passion killer. But that’s all simple stuff that any moronic bimbo can work out herself. Lingerie is a trickier issue.

We’ve all had moments when we want to look and feel sexy and who do we turn to? Our lingerie drawer of course. But there’s a trap for the unsuspecting that will show you up as a newbie slut every time.

It’s the knickers-stockings-garter belt (aka a suspender belt) combination. Have you ever connected stockings to a suspender belt? They are fiddler things and you’re a woman! Imagine how the guy is going to feel trying to get you out of those so he can pull your knickers down. It’s a really passion killer, so, as a slut, you’ll want to be prepared and this (finally) brings me on to my Slut Tip #1: when you get dressed think about how you’ll be getting undressed.

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Slut fail: those panties are not coming off in a hurry

In the picture above our slut has not thought about how her man is going to get those panties off her later one. This is a mistake.

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Slut win

Our more experience slut has realised that the last thing you put on when you’re wearing lingerie are your knickers. Your man doesn’t want to be undoing those stockings and neither do you – so remember to always plan how you’re going to get what you want where you want it with as little fuss as possible.

Happy slutting

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